You really think the NFL would’ve let him perform this verse?

“ Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (agh!)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's c***oris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes”

Or this one?

“Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so f*** him and f*** you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
S***, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little b**** put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a f*** like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me”

Kendrick killeddd it

I wanna hear nicki perform her classic song super bass

Kendrick was the worst part for me next to 50

Superb Ass

Her thighs

I’M REPRESENTING FOR THEM GANGSTAS ALL ACROSS THE WORLD

YOU NOT WRONG

Strongly disagree.

If it were up to KTT2 it would be Charli XCX doing bisexual leaked PC music knockoff songs for 15 minutes straight

LMAO

these niggas are so mad theyll be the first ones in the album thread coming soon

"Kanye didnt make an entire album about how white people steal and profit off black art"

Literally Yeezus my dude even by his own mouth yall just be saying anything for an excuse to be mad 💀💀😭

Nice try but it would actually be Jai Paul and Yves Tumor and it would go stupid

welp I tried
stan would be too sad in this line-up but it could've worked with a great creative director

the setlist could've been waaaaaay better but I think they just went with whatever eachother's biggest song is (numbers wise) so that it can chart/sell again

Soooooo much of Em’s s*** wouldn’t fly today, lollll
I remember when I went super woke in high school I hated that song

TBH the 50 Cent part wasn't family friendly at all

All cuz 50 cent said s**

These the ppl Kendrick bowed too im f***ing sick

Sexual anarchy