Oscar Winner

4y

Kdot and Em killed it

Snoop crip walking on national tv is always funny

50 cent….yi

tomearly

4y

White reparations

Danhust

4y

Fif also killed it

shaleirose

4y

You really think the NFL would’ve let him perform this verse?

“ Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (agh!)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's c***oris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes”

Or this one?

“Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so f*** him and f*** you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
S***, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little b**** put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a f*** like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me”

DoubleO 5

4y

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I’m in tears😭 but bro i hope y’all understand THESE are the people in our classes who eventually want to become politicians and representatives. There’s a reason this world is so behind

Oscar Winner

4y

Kdot and Em killed it

Snoop crip walking on national tv is always funny

50 cent….yi

Nvious

4y

Ye would be the goat HT show ever

Classics on classics

Kdogone

4y

Domestic violence hotline commercial from the NFL?

DonutHole

4y

no tf he did not

AR15

4y

When you hear “La La La wait til i get my money right” in a stadium

Antidote

4y

It's for the wives of Eminem stans

Antidote

4y

It's for the wives of Eminem stans

AR15

4y

When you hear “La La La wait til i get my money right” in a stadium

Antidote

4y

It's for the wives of Eminem stans

Elix

4y

Nah stronger with daft punk would be more iconic

Takotchi

4y

I hate it here

Nvious

4y

Ye would be the goat HT show ever

Classics on classics

Danhust

4y

Fif also killed it