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  • A woman who looks like she shouldn't have a banging body (i.e. classy looking, nerdy, modest, tomboy, etc.) but does. Imagine if Linda Cordellini was your 45 year old manager with a thick white new york accent who's kind of high strung, but has ass and G cups

    I'm a sick mf and deserve to be gassed. end the patriarchy

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  • Carmelo Lupertazzi
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    A woman who looks like she shouldn't have a banging body (i.e. classy looking, nerdy, modest, tomboy, etc.) but does. Imagine if Linda Cordellini was your 45 year old manager with a thick white new york accent who's kind of high strung, but has ass and G cups

    I'm a sick mf and deserve to be gassed. end the patriarchy

    I like when a woman knows she’s got some nice feet and goes out of her way to take care of them. Idk if that’s hyper specific enough.

  • Laura Loomer but pretty and curvy

  • Hazyeyefreakmonstr

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    it's goonuhz everywhea tone.

  • I'm in bed, my eyes are closed, I hear a voice...

    "Bad Finger Boogie, wake up, you silly billy..."

    I open my eyes... four people are surrounding me, each at a different corner of my bed, they're looking down on me, smiling...

    "Wow... I can't believe you guys are here... @Stankie @Ralph_Cifaretto @passing_the_time @BAMSKI_backshots what are you doing?!"

    One by one, their grins get wider, and then I hear a series of four zippers unzipping...

  • Thick special agent wearing a baseball hat, hair tied up in a pony tail. Tiny ass waist, 5'4"-5'6"

  • Bad Finger Boogie

    I'm in bed, my eyes are closed, I hear a voice...

    "Bad Finger Boogie, wake up, you silly billy..."

    I open my eyes... four people are surrounding me, each at a different corner of my bed, they're looking down on me, smiling...

    "Wow... I can't believe you guys are here... @Stankie @Ralph_Cifaretto @passing_the_time @BAMSKI_backshots what are you doing?!"

    One by one, their grins get wider, and then I hear a series of four zippers unzipping...

    What about me

  • Bad Finger Boogie

    I'm in bed, my eyes are closed, I hear a voice...

    "Bad Finger Boogie, wake up, you silly billy..."

    I open my eyes... four people are surrounding me, each at a different corner of my bed, they're looking down on me, smiling...

    "Wow... I can't believe you guys are here... @Stankie @Ralph_Cifaretto @passing_the_time @BAMSKI_backshots what are you doing?!"

    One by one, their grins get wider, and then I hear a series of four zippers unzipping...

    Oh my Kirk, this brought a tear to my eye 🥹

  • a girl opening her mouth on camera for a few minutes
    bonus point if the teeth are slightly crooked

  • emo genghis khan

    a girl opening her mouth on camera for a few minutes
    bonus point if the teeth are slightly crooked

    Bro loves him a bumpkin

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    Irl if she looks at me lovingly and a little shy. In media I want her to be a bit disgusted and annoyed.

  • emo genghis khan

    a girl opening her mouth on camera for a few minutes
    bonus point if the teeth are slightly crooked

  • Plight2

    Irl if she looks at me lovingly and a little shy. In media I want her to be a bit disgusted and annoyed.

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    Carmelo Lupertazzi

    You wouldn't be able to comprehend my deepest thoughts. I spare you.

  • Plight2

    You wouldn't be able to comprehend my deepest thoughts. I spare you.

  • Have to be in a pool

  • Htting her from the back & making her watch it live on FaceTime…

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    Completely mid type moms that you work with in the office

  • data collection thread

  • Jbreezyondeck

    Completely mid type moms that you work with in the office

    YES

  • Carmelo Lupertazzi

    Thick special agent wearing a baseball hat, hair tied up in a pony tail. Tiny ass waist, 5'4"-5'6"

    Giving her backshots

  • KEV 🌑
    Bad Finger Boogie

    I'm in bed, my eyes are closed, I hear a voice...

    "Bad Finger Boogie, wake up, you silly billy..."

    I open my eyes... four people are surrounding me, each at a different corner of my bed, they're looking down on me, smiling...

    "Wow... I can't believe you guys are here... @Stankie @Ralph_Cifaretto @passing_the_time @BAMSKI_backshots what are you doing?!"

    One by one, their grins get wider, and then I hear a series of four zippers unzipping...

    Go on...

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    i want to bang a baddie underneath the sistine chapel ceiling

    maybe it's kinda vanilla but man it would be dope Michelangelo himself probably did it

  • Gandalf The Black

    data collection thread

    & what they gon do w it