Who the f*** are you

A certified Elordi hater

Edit: don’t tell me they tossed bro out for that why

Lmao it was something else

Elordi not my first choice but I do think he’s overhated.

Too tall too handsome my girl too in love with him it’s not fair

Theodore James would not be a bad choice at all

Not familiar with this guy

He was in Jay Kelly apparently

Sunset Boulevard, twisting boulevard
Secretive and rich, a little scary
Sunset Boulevard, tempting boulevard
Waiting there to swallow the unwary

Jacob Elordi is f***ing Australian

Hasn’t there been an Australian Bond already?

Yep! George Lazenby played Bond in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.

They didn’t bring in Nina Gold, the most well-known casting director in Hollywood with an incredible record of discovering, just to give it to the guy who’s been the “frontrunner” this whole time.

Cosmo Jarvis rumor???

i can finally announce that i was called back for another audition for the role of james bond

Harris d***inson apparently took himself out of the running

damn i jus remembered they chose the most boring f***ing writer for this after he put out some s*** for peaky blinders with overwhelmingly mixed reception

shuda got alice birch or barantini nstead

Harris* lol

I was like wait has his name always been that long??

He honestly wouldn’t have been bad though.

I’ve been on Callum but I think I’m coming off him… this new romcom with Monica Marrymeo makes me nervous

Still my choice

Matter of fact give him Gambit too

the new brits r utterly swagless sad to say

“And it’s got to be something really different that is a stirring and exciting and different.”

DEI casting incoming

They don’t got the balls. I’m sure they just won’t be as grounded as Craig’s Bond was