Because he pulled this all-timer.

so the cheat code to rizz is basically becoming a bookhead!?

pick-up artistry is done

Smoothest white boy

Always been

Let me rizz you up like that

“ oh you’ve seen Superman 5 times too ?”

This works on anyone btw

They will start running away

No they won’t

how’d she bag him

put bond on ice for a while, I still see DC as bond in my mind

James Bond vs Batman soon

we good

Didn't know Callum Turner was basically confirmed. How uninteresting

wus ur issue w him / who would u have preferred

They said they were considering unknowns. They said they wanted someone green. I saw this guy in Green Room almost ten years ago. It's Dua Lipa's boyfriend. Does anyone really have strong feelings about it? It's just really middle of the road.

while id welcome unknowns afaik they started out wanting rising stars like tom holland, harris d***inson and jacob elordi from the very beginning. seems like the latter is the only other one still in consideration

a decade in and u reducing him to jus her bf

i'd imagine fans also want an actual brit playing the character. the ladies find turner hot and his career is gaining traction rn thats all i know

why the title change though

We are now tracking the legal case of Denis V. Bond

It's a perfectly serviceable, uninteresting pick. You don't seem over the moon for it either bruv

agreed; was jus curious about ur perspective

He could still do a great job. Denis is one of those ones. But idk why they put out all that nonsense about the process