feelingisfirst

5y

ok so

Labor day weekend = f***load of ppl on the course playing disc golf. im playing by myself.

things to know

• most ppl u come across playing disc are nice af. two weeks ago a man i never met gave me a disc and a blunt for no reason.

whenever ppl are nearby and you throw, even if its bad, they will give you a compliment. if its really bad, they will give you a silver lining compliment like "okay at least you're not behind that bush/tree" or some stupid s***. conversely, if you make a good throw, theyll hype you the f*** up. today on my very first throw, this dude like 200 ft away who i didnt know was there, much less watching me throw just yells "PARKED!!"

• when you're moving from hole to hole along the course, its widely understood etiquette to wait and let a faster or smaller group go ahead of you if they catch up to you. this prevents everyone being bottlenecked behind some slow or big ass group.

im on these last holes, and these 5 dudes wont let me play the f*** through. i even do really extra courteous s*** to show im being nice af. but they instead do s*** to f*** w me. i wait and give them extra time to get to the next hole before I start, and when I finish and get to the next hole, I find theyve waited till i got there just to start. and then on the next one, two of the dudes threw twice for no f***in reason which you don't do when you got people waiting.

its the last holes so im like f*** it, im in no hurry.

me and these bros get stuck waiting behind another group at the last hole. and these dudes are just laughing their asses off with their stupid ass jokes. they're watching the group ahead of them putt, and they make a stupid noise each time the person putts and misses and then laugh their ass off. Complete a******s and disrespectful.

So now that it makes no difference as we are on the last hole, they ask "u wanna play thru?"

I'm like yeh, and walk up with this song playing on my speaker

One of the dudes as I walk past is like "nice music" and f***ing snickers

Anyway, I get my disc and f***ing flick it. S*** is a f***ing MASTERPIECE

And NOT ONE motherfuck says S***

NOT ONE "nice" or "good throw" or anything. Silent ass motherfuckers.

Anyway, so I actually overthrew that s***, so I got a long putt. Its like a little over 30 feet, which for most regular ass joes is a long ass putt. I can hear that group f***ing talking while im setting up for my putt and im like "fuck, if I miss that s***, I know those motherfuckers are gonna bust out laughing."

Line up to that s***, and f***ing..... NAIL IT.

And the motherfuckers go SILENT AGAIN

So I get my disc, and then I move a lil ways off the green and sit there completely in their view, so they know im watching them f***ing throw and judging the MCFUCK outta them.

I see their horrible ass throws. And as they get closer for their putts, not one is talking. I sit there still and watch them f*** up their 13 foot ass putts and im trying not to but I MUST be smiling

And once theyre done, I stay sitting there as these 100-percent-their-default-pic-on-social-media-is-them-in-their-car-with-sunglasses-and-goatee-wearing f***s walk pass me to their cars, SILENT, avoiding looking at my ass

So. Gratifying.

zx01

5y

look like dinosaur placenta

Jbreezyondeck

5y

Sushi burrito x Arizona Iced Tea w Lemon x Hunger Games atm

Vietbrah

5y

We don’t talk about how fire this is often enough

Vietbrah

5y

What’s for dinner pound?

Astronaut Dad

5y

did drake sample 0-100 on 7am?

Astronaut Dad

5y

did drake sample 0-100 on 7am?

quadra

5y

Don't think so

Where do you think it does

Vietbrah

5y

Can’t hear it, what timestamp?

Astronaut Dad

5y

starting from 0:00 "whole squad" is repeated in the beat thru the whole song

quadra

5y

I think it's "go squad"

knowaboutme

5y

I wish we could have a CLB chartwatch thread, but it would probably just degrade into stan wars

quadra

5y

I think it's "go squad"