I’m gettin drunk af tomorrow

Why not today

Work

Respectable

Ya i don’t get off til like 10-11

My TD Bank is on WHHAHHTHHTHAHT

Could clearly hear his full verse on Sicko Mode’s first beat, was so disappointed when I woke up and it wasn’t real

Tf wrong with you?? Ketchup a essential grilled cheese sauce

U motherfucker

setting goals for myself and am attempting to drink 24 beers in 12 hours. will i succeed or fail. seems it should be do-able but idk!!

drank 12 IPAs on wednesday night and didnt go to bed till nearly 7. dont remember anything after 4am, no clue what i did for 3 hours. quaratine is ruining my life

thats v doable imo
drank bottle of wine in 33 minutes the other night
promptly woke up at 2am and projectile vomited

experienced sleep paralysis for first time ever last night s*** is wild in the worst way possible

i;'ve had it at least 10-20 times in my life. its terrifying the first few times but now i think i've figured out how to control it bc im aware of what it is.

one of the first times i ever remember it happening to me i was like 17 sleeping in hungover and my little brother was playing call of duty in my room..all i could hear was grendades and explosives going off but i couldnt move. knew it wasnt real but was so scared.

any time i sleep on my back it happens. Feels like im chained to the bed and theres usually someone/thing standing next to the bed. now that its happend to me so much i just gtell myself "dont try to talk, your dreaming, breath, wake yourself up" then its done

its wild. cant wait to lucid dream one day

makes it more believable I guess

had a dream about a creepy old f*** standing in my yard and just staring
woke up/think i woke up being smothered
felt so real
snap out of it look at phone its 3:33am prime spooky hours wtf

wtf emojis just filled my screen because of spooky?

i was born at 3:33am srs

this statement convinces me we're living in a simulation

champagne got me loopy

all the demons looking moody

drake - perfect human

Lmao good one

this hermes from runway this aint ralph lauren

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