still shocked at how bad the new Abel is

Waot holiday

Expound

Dody drunk but he never miss a toilet

Bursting through the thin flaps, a man ran breathlessly into the tent he had been told not to enter, collapsing to his knees upon entry.

"I'm sorry commander Kanye," he said between gasps, "But some-"

Kanye raised a hand to cut him off. Turning around, he slowly allowed his words to pass between those thick jaws of his.

"You've disobeyed me." He said simply.

"Yes," His advisor replied, "I apologize, but it's important."

"Important enough to risk your life over?"

The advisor gulped. "Sir-"

"Commander. Address me by my given title."

"Commander. It's General Carter of the opposition. He's here to see you."

The normally stoic face of Kanye Omari West couldn't contain his shock this time. Composing himself, he turned back around. "Send him in."

As the messenger sprinted back out, the commander couldn't help but wonder if this was it for him. The killing, the fighting, the families torn apart. He had long told himself that he would do what he had to do to advance his vision... but as he looked at that long forgotten MAGA hat on the shelf... when was enough going to be enough?

Footsteps behind him, however, interrupted his thoughts. Whirling around, he found himself face to face with the man he had asked to see.

"General Carter."

The man laughed. "General Carter is it? Come on Kanye. I'll always be Hov to you... I'll always be Jay-Z to you.. I'll always be Shawn-"

"Why are you here?"

"You're tired Kanye. I can see it. You're winning but you want nothing to do with this war. I know you. Call it off, broker a ceasefire. Pen a truce. You want this over as much as I do."

It was Kanye's turn to laugh now. "You don't control me Jay! You can't manipulate me like you used to. We both know it."

Jay chuckled, taking a step closer. "Oh I can't, can I?"

"No."

Hov took another step forward, the space between them dissipating. "Really?"

Kanye remained quiet, silently shaking. He opened his mouth to reply, but we'll never know what he was going to say. Because right at that moment, his mouth was filled with Hov's tongue, immediately dispelling his thoughts.

Their bodies danced in symphony, a tandem for the God's delight. Shyness turned to raw aggression, and all of a sudden it was like those Blueprint sessions all over again.

"Ye," Breathed Jay. "I want it. I want your semen, your cum... your inner children."

"My inner children?"

"Yeah" Jay smiled devilishly, as he got on his knees and began to tug off Kanye's pants. "I'm fighting for custody."

Rice and beans got my stomach feeling sickly

Unamerican

I’m brown and I’m proud

Feels good not indulging in national holiday celebrating the mass genocide of the natives followed by the biggest materialistic event of the year

All while the UHC is up in the air haha feels good !

RIP smokey man

so you had rajma chawal

Damn John Brown can retire with a perfect QB rating

move for me wid da posssum 🐕

move from me with ze pasta

Considering starting no nut november.

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sn: just copped MW gonna put it under the tree tho since it'll be like the only thing there

I passed the churn to cozy he pump faked and passed it back b****

Had job interview today. Pray for me my young lords I’m trying to secure this bag

where at king

Hat

Hap Thanksgiving mi pound bredren

Damb I gotta invest in one of these, people be sound whoring the s*** outta this game