I’m gonna just duct tape my water hose to the bottom of the toilet seat.

one roll a day?!
how much do you s***? i think i s*** like 1-2 times a day, and i sure as f*** dont use half a roll to a roll every time

kkk meetings cancelled till june

If you motherfuckers were getting your daily recommended intake of fiber you wouldn’t have to worry about toilet paper...

Ghost wipes are going to be the prime indicator of the dominant sector of the species when this all over,

What has fiber to do with my a******

Honestly would prefer an alien invasion to this tbh.

More solid, less residue. It’s science.

Spraying your booty hole clean before it gets eaten

At least Italy has seen stagnated growth from yesterday, albeit a whopping death count

only Day 2 of staying home and I think id rather get corona than be around my family all day

? theyre getting worse all around

What foods have fiber? Doesn’t pasta have fiber? I eat A LOT of pasta

I feel like I ought to be keeping a survival journal at this point, in case Joel and Ellie come across my house on their journey and need some in-universe lore.

They went from a day-to-day jump from 1000 to 100 in new cases

Just get a supplement

Bananas, apples, mixed nuts, yogurt, fiber one is a sure bet. Also try to find some Kashi blueberry waffles, they’re really good and pack a lot of fiber.

Peanut butter, KIND bars etc.

Don’t need a bidet if you have a kitchen sink and good flexibility

get chia seeds

All of this because someone felt like eating a bat

Ozzy Osborne patient zero confirmed?

Same at this point

Funny thing about the toilet paper is that diarrhea actually IS a Covid-19 symptom

there was a decrease from 3 days ago vs 2 days ago. the number still rose from yesterday to todays reported new cases

wait what