"Why are you shaking hands sir"

Trump: "Just relax"

Bidets reduce toilet paper usage

Did trump really bring two black guys on stage because of the scrutiny of only having old white men on the corona team?

Trump not looking good

You cannot tell me the media/TV isn't the greatest form of mind control in the world.

Finna send my robot out to get me groceries lol

Counterpoint:

Kids at my school signing a petition to keep living on campus hope it doesn’t work cause I’m selfish and if that petition is successful I prob won’t get a refund on room and board since technically they will offer it

Trump really agreed to people buying too many rolls of toilet paper.

lmao this f***ing guy

That’s not what he said smh

amazon.com/TUSHY-Classic-Bidet-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B07B8Y327H

This is a good quality bidet, just got mine in yesterday after using my friends. Takes 5 min to install

Trump gonna lock us in the house then force us to watch the pedos satanics kikes get exposed on national tv

4th reich SO soon

Lotta people can't go back home due to circumstances

leaving them without the room they paid for throw them in a bind

Low-key thinking about signing a lease for a new spot in a month

I might be able to get a cheap place out of this. I can't imagine people are moving around.

is this really as serious as they say

just woken up from a 3 month nap

North korea would be proud of the american mainstream media

Yes

The Louisiana primary was pushed back and many states are closing all schools. The virus is extremely contagious and often doesn't have sever symptoms until days after getting the virus.

Source: dude trust me

Sourcing an all caps screenshot on /pol/

Imagine being this stupid

COVFEFE

Like 7-10% of boomers will be dead internationally and 70%~ of people will get the virus