we've been comedy central for some time now

yes i don‘t have it

nbcnews.com/health/health-news/fda-pfizer-s-covid-19-vaccine-safe-effective-after-one-n1250337

Trump says the vaccine is "America First" yet people in Britain already getting it and we haven't approved it yet

Ya boy gets first dibs at the vaccine cuz ima healthcare worker

apnews.com/article/india-hundreds-unidentified-illness-fbfd61bf8ba0556f4fab986095d705de
who's ready for round two

This guy having to explain vaccines to his millions of voter fraud base

Call up the aliens and get an asteroid to blow us up

Too bad we only getting a bucketful in the US until June because of Trump

I thought they found out that those folks got sick from drinking water from a river

s/o to the goat for coming back thru when we needed him most

In Massachusetts you’re no longer allowed to take off ur mask in a restaurant unless ur taking a bite or drink

What a joke

Hong Kong dealing with wave #4 right now. Only 2 people allowed to gather in public. Violations will result in a $25,000 fine and imprisonment for six months. You can be discharged by paying a fixed penalty of $5,000.

Jesus...

S*** isn't any different from the rules at the movie theaters, lol.

$600 stimulus checks?

What America needs rn

Jesus it's really intense there

Not happening

theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/09/pfizer-covid-vaccine-nhs-extreme-allergy-sufferers-regulators-reaction?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

to be fair that's only a month's rent in HK

a tragedy in a few acts

This real?
Anyway, Darwin award nominee.
It's sad how they don't care until it happens to someone they love, which is also f***ed up because they're basically saying "someone close to me has to die for me to spark any urgency"