bro this made me laugh so hard

Stay inside pea brain

Grew up in saint Louis misery is right my friend smh

didn’t the state rep sue the illinois governor to try and get rid of the stay at home order?

edit: yes he f***ing did

Didn’t you say you grew up in Canada and then moved to Chicago and lived in Dallas? Damn you’ve been everywhere lol

Yessir grew up in Canada till I was 13 and then lived in south county saint Louis till I was 17 and then spend two summers in Dallas while schooling in Illinois. Been in Chicago since 2013 but I’m trynna move to Texas preferably

That's dope, where did you like the most?

I would have said Toronto if you asked me this last summer, but I finally visited Toronto after almost 9 years this past August and it was f***ing trash. Over populated, dirty af, expensive.

I hated saint Louis and tbh I really enjoyed the two summers I spend in Dallas but my college town in Springfield Illinois is what I enjoyed the most. Spend 8 years there cause I got a bachelors and masters and while getting my masters I worked so it took me 4 years. Not a fan of the burbs of Chicago at all

Worldometer reset for the day.

Outside of yesterday, the lowest death total since March 30th worldwide. New cases were actually LOWER worldwide than yesterday, a Sunday. Also the lowest total of new cases since March 30th.

US had its lowest number of new cases since March 30th, which goes to show how much our numbers are impacting the worldwide totals. Death totals were a little higher today but still the lowest since April 3rd if you exclude yesterday.

But here is the really good news: active cases only went up by about 1,600 today because we had so many recoveries. That's awesome. The countries that are actually healing have a downward slope in active cases and today was a big first step to that.

haha okay the april fools joke is a little old now. when can we go outside? bro??

Yeah Toronto got big exposure after Drake and The Weeknd and just in general the city got popular in the last decade which probably attracted people moving there which caused prices to rise and population to expand.

Apr 24: 38,958 cases
Apr 27: 23,196 cases

well...

???

Everybody panic!

Soon. They can’t hold us down forever

My prediction: almost every country is to speed up their testing soon and we will see a huge spike in cases but less deaths.

38,958 cases in one day for the US were probably not the highest peak for us, but I don't think we will soon surpass the death peak unless something stupid happens.

That’s not why bro I really hope you weren’t serious when you said this

They are very immigrant friendly (which I love) but they don’t have enough jobs and constantly keep letting immigrants in which is not good

Alright, now we're on to something:

nytimes.com/2020/04/27/world/europe/coronavirus-vaccine-update-oxford.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

"In the worldwide race for a vaccine to stop the coronavirus, the laboratory sprinting fastest is at Oxford University.

Most other teams have had to start with small clinical trials of a few hundred participants to demonstrate safety. But scientists at the university’s Jenner Institute had a head start on a vaccine, having proved in previous trials that similar inoculations — including one last year against an earlier coronavirus — were harmless to humans.

That has enabled them to leap ahead and schedule tests of their new coronavirus vaccine involving more than 6,000 people by the end of next month, hoping to show not only that it is safe, but also that it works.

The Oxford scientists now say that with an emergency approval from regulators, the first few million doses of their vaccine could be available by September — at least several months ahead of any of the other announced efforts — if it proves to be effective.

Now, they have received promising news suggesting that it might.

Scientists at the National Institutes of Health’s Rocky Mountain Laboratory in Montana last month inoculated six rhesus macaque monkeys with single doses of the Oxford vaccine. The animals were then exposed to heavy quantities of the virus that is causing the pandemic — exposure that had consistently sickened other monkeys in the lab. But more than 28 days later all six were healthy, said Vincent Munster, the researcher who conducted the test.

“The rhesus macaque is pretty much the closest thing we have to humans,” Dr. Munster said, noting that scientists were still a***yzing the result. He said he expected to share it with other scientists next week and then submit it to a peer-reviewed journal.

Immunity in monkeys is no guarantee that a vaccine will provide the same degree of protection for humans. A Chinese company that recently started a clinical trial with 144 participants, SinoVac, has also said that its vaccine was effective in rhesus macaques. But with dozens of efforts now underway to find a vaccine, the monkey results are the latest indication that Oxford’s accelerated venture is emerging as a bellwether.

“It is a very, very fast clinical program,” said Emilio Emini, a director of the vaccine program at the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, which is providing financial support to many competing efforts."

Of course I wasn't

its all good bro!