I wish i could fast forward 2 weeks like cartman

thats real af

You should I'm about to...

they're saying a lot of stuff right now but we won't know the big facts for a long time

permanent lung damage is a possibility even with pneumonia, very rare tho. I'll wait for more concrete stats about covid-19 lung damage

binge eat, u be slumpt 24/7

2 weeks

Since there won't be any fees on student loans for the next 60 days, I am not paying for the next 60 days

Not sure if I got that smoker’s cough or that corona cough. Damn.

Me after smoking 17 Newport’s today and starting wheezing

Just 2 weeks i wanna know hows it looking

Bad

lmk if I can leave the country again I got punani waiting

its been 5 days into this quarantine, when am I allowed to shower?

???

lol

I got toilet paper today I was running out and already thought I would have to use f***ing paper towels

I would've took you out the house and hosed you down already like the animal that you are.

That’s kind of the point, eh?

Been coughing like a motherfucker for the past 2 hours. 3 cases in my city, 308 in my country, I'm just paranoid though. Hope so.

Dam.

Its not automatic supposedly, so you gotta reach out to your loaner

This s*** finally gives me the time to read

i'm all set to just play warzone for the next month