None of you realize they’re promising you that money as a form of social control so that you don’t go riot right now before it gets really bad haha 😂

We need a secret service agent to just club him in the back of the head.

Yes stay in ur house trump bucks are gonna save u lol

fbi has entered the chat

finally something I can agree on

this is part of the universal basic income rollout im pretty sure

5k for every US adult is ~1T, they’ve already made trillion dollar moves in this last week or so

Yo FBI, one of y’all club this motherfucker in the back of the head.

Need address and work schedule for proof

this s*** like 9/11 in slow motion
our rights gonna be rolled back even further
the rich gonna get even richer

Lol this is such a privileged post too. Some people legitimately need this money because they have no job now

two things can be true

He’d be a cuck who gave me $5K I ain’t saying I love the nigga but

this is so fascinating for me i hate how high the stakes actually are cuz this is great entertainment

millennial's have lived through so much s***

i think all the mass shootings happening for years made any new crisis not as shocking and easier to deal with

Sure but posting it as “haha u fools are falling for the free money “ when probably millions are trying to make ends meet rn is cringe

You’re right but if I qualify (since I’m still working remote) then it’ll help me in the short term

I feel like i'm 45 years old and ready to end it all if I'm being honest
two recessions, hundreds of shootings, endless wars

im just so tired

Yea "short term" is keyword. If society collapse them dollars mean s***

wait it’s 5k now? thought it was 1

gonna end up being 500 watch

Did Trump even say anything about the money yet in this briefing

Motherfucker just said the FDA approved that malaria d*** they’ve been using in Australia to combat the virus, despite the fact that the FDA themselves just now said that they have yet to approve it.

Is his administration this ill-informed and isolated that they’re not actually in contact with any of these organizations, or is he just freewheelin’ it?