who said this ?

someone with a small d*** probably

Comparison is how you secure joy

well, our brain is basically a comparison machine...

@KodakSpice

dont be THAT GUY.

oh, that world famous phrase thats been practiced and proven right?

i believe the opposite akshually! debate me 😏😏

Idk but it's facts. Social media is proof

idk but he was right

back when IG was in its prime... i remember my entire feed being college graduation pics + peers posing with their proud parents

absolutely destroyed me cause i was a year behind. how funny is that looking back literally no one gives a s*** n some people end up changing their entire majors too

Joy is my ex b****

Ted Roosevelt

a red blooded american known as Jesus Christ

i get cranky before my morning cold brew, apologies 🧍‍♂️

Addiction is the thief of joy

having a sabbatical from social media right now (6 days in) and this is very accurate I feel so much better in myself.

it's like when people bring up "leagues" in dating, which is a crock of s***e. there isb't a hierarchy of who the baddest is I see it more as being compatible with another chick. I couldn't perform in the sack with another chick who listens to neil diamond or the eagles ewwww no thanks lol

Ngl, you lost me at the end of this post

All we do is argue online what happened to us

Piss is the poop of pee

Domestication

Wow

When we domesticated animals hundreds of thousands of years ago we betrayed our dna

Domesticate some b****es

Misogynist pig