This like a 1500 calorie bowl

is it true Chipotle makes you s*** blood

in all seriousness, what the f*** is an alex warren

from bundles to bowls..

listening to white washed music while eating white washed mexican food

chipotlehood 🖤

Worked at one in Texas

Can confirm this a lie

How many pints make you do that too?

Sometimes we need that

i swear it got buffed in the past couple years cause it randomly had me lowkey sweating only the past few times ive had it
thats why real big backers need all the sour

15

Reminds me of a tiktok I saw of some mukbanger who got a stacked ass chipotle bowl and used mozzarella sticks as chips to dip into the bowl

I mean it’s the same price no matter how much you fill your bowl, so doesn’t it make sense to max for calories? You can split it into multiple meals anyhow

Premiering the album exclusively to white people who like under-portioned and over-priced TexMex, sounds perfect

I’m on a cal deficit right now so my bowl is usually a salad with double chicken, pinto beans, fajita veggies, pico de gallo (mild), and cheese. I use good culture cottage cheese at home as a sour cream replacement to hit my macro goals

You not wrong. I’m just locked into my cal deficit/high protein mindset right now that adding that up had me

Hell yeah brother!
Cheers from Iraq!

Real ones pronaunce it “chipolte”

He’s reaching the core country/folk audience I guess lol

The power omitting from this gif is unmeasurable

Chill on my bro he bulking..

@frenchpress

Maybe Drake can get Eistein’s Bagels or some s*** to throw his party

I was with you up until sour cream