and mainly a 5 off the strength of the ending without that ending we talking 3

it's crazy cause all this time raimi haters been saying to take off nostalgia goggles and how those OG movies are ass

and now these mfs cant take off nostalgia goggles for nwh

Nothing in the Holland Trilogy touches this scene alone

You cant compare a movie with 60 hours of build up and you invested in the universe to a 20 year old movie who only had one 2 hour movie before it

gaping plotholes and, at times, pretty lazy written that's obviously done for the sake of taking the story where it "needs" to go.

YOU GET IT

LIKE GOOD LORD

I GET IT THEY ENJOY MCU

BUT STOP

ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

pure cinema

TOBEY losing his power arc was f***ing lame dude

Like the way they brought in Tobey and Andrew was sooooo lazy. You're telling ME ned learned what took Dr Strange years to do in a matter of minutes?? And coincidentally, he opens portals not in his own universe but to Maguire's universe and Garfield's universe simultaneously?? ok sure lmao

There are very few mcu movies where BY THEMSELVES NO OTHER MOVIES THEY ARE GOOD MOVIES

THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE A TV SHOW

AND VERY FEW OF THEM WOULD EVEN BE A GREAT EPISODE OF A TV SHOW

I AINT GONNA ACT LIKE NO WAY HOME IS CRAWL SPACE OF BREAKING BAD

OR TOUCHES THE GREATEST EPISODES OF TV WHICH SPEND A LOT LESS MONEY TO MAKE
AND ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT WRITING

THEN WHEN WE DO B**** AND CALL HIM IRON BOY YALL GET MAD

UNTIL IT FINALLY NEEDS TO A F***ING CHANGE IN WRITING

THEY WOULD HAD THAT DUMB MOTHERFUCKER BEEN IRON BOY FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE

YOU NEED THOSE ARCS THOUGH

“Don’t make them forget about the guy who revealed my secret, make them forget about me so we can print more money”

Y'all dont get tired of the hero winning every single time

No way home he still WON

yes he choose for them to all forget him but HE WAS THE DUMBABASS WHO TOLD EVERYONE HE COULD WHERE IT COULD BE SPREAD ANYWAY

THE FACT THAT NO ONE TRACED HIM DOWN OR SAID DAMN SPIDERMAN WORKING WITH FEAST AND AUNT MAY THERE I WONDER IF THE KID SHE IS RAISING IS SPIDER MAN OR KNOWS HIM

tobey losing his powers and learning he has to take responsibility and be spiderman even though it will make his life ultimately worse

tom being dumb enough to bring 5 mass murdering villains to an apartment with aunt may and let her die

mcu wouldnt be as bothersome if it wasnt for they fans trying to say spider-man deserves an oscar

thread really living up to its name

like come on broski y'all GOT GENIUS F***ING VILLAINS AND NO ONE COULD DEDUCT THE SPIDER MAN WHO WAS CONVEIENTLY IN BOTH DC AND EUROPE ON SCHOOL TRIPS AT THE SAME EXACT TIME AS ONE SCHOOL WAS SPIDER MAN

YALL OUT YOUR F***ING MIND

THIS IS WHERE I SNAPPED

He not only let aunt may get touched

HE MADE A GOBLIN SERUM THAT WAS MOUNTAIN DEW

I want more villains
I want Scarlet Witch to be a psychopath

tbh I'm pretty excited for this next trilogy Spider-man movies but to me it feels like they've just made it to where the current trilogy is on par with the beginning of the raimi's trilogy. So it's going to take them potentially six movies to do what raimi did in 3