alr pinocchio

describe yourself

I'm a 5'6, 380lbs, virgin misogynist with $3 in my bank account and I disrespect elderly women bc it makes me feel superior, who want me??? Any takers??? (I'm a nice guy who always finishes last)

I feel like I have to teach you some things...

Funny way to describe it but I feel that

Craziest failed humble brag attempt OAT 😭 OP gotta be osamason the way he was hunting reassurance for his lul shmeaty shmeat

Guys what happened to Brodie that said he catches the big turds from his shower poop seshes in his hand and practices his midrange stepback footwork by tossing them in his toilet without moving from the tub ?

Haha I like how the insult is oddly specific.

Well, at least I'm humble

im yours until the next s***ty thread

@fuckwiththis

Working out makes your d*** smaller

Also ADHD medicin

Keep F***in

how tho? Working out gets the blood pumping in your body

Methamphetamines

Ok dis hard

Hehe

It’s calluses OP.

Yeah the vaccum void in the vagina exercises and keeps it fit and if you don’t use it you lose it. Fellas if you are going through a dry spell use a p**** pump to exercise your johnson

this thread is insane

Bruh realized he’s Team Blood 🩸 just like me My s*** on a sick one gets like 7 inches but thick af Lmao

Who tf bumped this s***