Headass

10mo

I need her to wrangle my

Actually no i won’t say that

aLIEN

10mo

I had no idea sweeney was an actress

aLIEN

10mo

I had no idea sweeney was an actress

aLIEN

10mo

I had no idea sweeney was an actress

Giordano

10mo

Get onto euphoria and white lotus

A E M 8

10mo

Jay-Z need to let me borrow Beyonce for one night.

Just one night. That's all I need.

Andre Jaquet

10mo

u a grown ass men talking about fantasy marriages for female celebrities and the specifics of her cosmetic surgeries lock in gang

Flubber

10mo

It ain't no 'we'll see', it's a unfortunately a guarantee
She's a white woman who is primarily famous because of her looks

She's probably already using botox & the web say she's had some minor work done, like 98% of female celebrities are unfortunately pressured to do

vingu

10mo

beyoncé was perfect to begin with so yeah all the plastic surgery is a mess. that bbl is mf ridiculous dude

mdmadon

10mo

sad world on the plus side tho she might that PHATTY in the back in like 20 years

Flubber

10mo

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Married future mdmadon doing a comeback post in the thick white girls - organic beings only/no AGI allowed g&g thread

'My wife don't know I'm posting this but i had to do it one time, for the love of the game
Who would've known Sydney Sweeney-West would have a big bl*dcl*art back-off in big ole 2045, crows feet be dammed

She just gave us Meta Mixed Reality Fapitron 8000 material for the next 7 millenia

Might have to shoot a zinc infused rope 5 parsecs across my mansion hallway while nobody's home

Pray my cleaner thinks it was the Tesla Kytten malfunctioning '

Flubber

10mo

Married future mdmadon doing a comeback post in the thick white girls - organic beings only/no AGI allowed g&g thread

'My wife don't know I'm posting this but i had to do it one time, for the love of the game
Who would've known Sydney Sweeney-West would have a big bl*dcl*art back-off in big ole 2045, crows feet be dammed

She just gave us Meta Mixed Reality Fapitron 8000 material for the next 7 millenia

Might have to shoot a zinc infused rope 5 parsecs across my mansion hallway while nobody's home

Pray my cleaner thinks it was the Tesla Kytten malfunctioning '

mdmadon

10mo

just clocked you said sydney sweeey west you know something we dont?

Flubber

10mo

Kanye attempts his first honest real apology tour & comeback run in 2030 (none of that 'I'm sorry for how it made you feel' nonsense)

Marries Sydney Sweeney on stage at the end of the G.O.O.D people, I Apologise Stadium tour

All profits go to Palestine infrastructure & Black low income families

He assassinates Elon & Trump at a meeting in 2027 but gets pardoned in 2029 by President Mamdani (natural born presidency clause is overturned after the poor white people realise Trump played them)

Ye gets out & uses a Chris Rock joke in his first interview 'I didn't assassinate them, them crackers got shot '

Sydney keeps the name even after Ye divorces her after she tries to feed him a Mayonnaise Sandwich like Denise Richards in Undercover Brother

Marries Stacy Dash after she also completes her full de-coonification course, All Falls Down plays at the wedding

Flubber

10mo

Sydney will have had waaaaaay more work done by the time she's Beyoncé's age so that's not a fair argument

Also...wishing she'd marry 3K, Ye or Pharrell...

3K secretly married to a woman who apparently hates black women & the pairing just doesn't really make sense imo

Ye... why would you wish torture upon this women?

Pharrell... they are both fairly inoffensive black liberals and he is a cool dude (besides some smaller things we tend to look past) but we really don't need to be on the 'Beyoncé performs at IDF Gala timeline' although they would probably have waaaaay better couple's music than her & Jay