I’m in

Why everyone dooming i feel like this plot with ari style on it could be great

Another divisive classic otw

let him cook honestly

Premise sounds tough. Can Scarjo handle all that?

Imagine how tightly paced that version of the movie would've been

Would’ve been amazing.

Instead we got “Ima have the character YELL BLM IN A BLACK MANS FACE!!!!! Haha do you see the satire in that? You understand the message???”

In at Aster
In at ScarJo
In at the premise

People have been calling Eddington prescient, but the commentary on performative social justice is completely hit or miss.

The real problem however is it's a two hander in which one of those two is Pedro "guaranteed mid" Pascal

FACTS

Eddington was about more than just political satire

Someone who looks a lot like Ari went to Taylor Swift’s wedding with Emma Stone I wonder what he thought of it

What if it was Ari

I was kidding partly, it’s almost defo him. He’s friends with Emma and if you zoom in that’s 100% him

Spitta Andretti presents Covert Coup 2

The aura to drop two gigantic bombs and still have two of the biggest stars lining up to be in your movie

I wonder if he’s the internet star Logan Paul type role?

While the plot is being kept under wraps, there some have speculated that it’s about a doctor who operates on an internet-famous person, others say it’s sci-fi romance, others have said it’s more of a traditional drama for Aster but as of now there still has been no consensus on the movie’s details according to insiders.
oh

I wonder if they’ve planted the two other stories to throw people off

This nigga too trash to still have A-Listers lining up for his tripe

Oh no pls not jacob elordi

Elordi will never give a good performance

You know who Ari should work with? Nicholas motherfucking Cage