It’s not a phone

da island

Already have to hold 7 inches in my pants don’t care about another 7

u must be so hyped for cycle tracking 🤝

im glad they ditched the live audiences for these

a crowd cheering and crying tears of joy cause they added new fonts on Pages was always weird

New chip, always on display, no notch

4 NANOMETERS

How else am I gonna trick the gyals?

this is pretaped, right?

Need a trillion transistors

Keep those billion transistors.

prerecorded

“the competition is still working to catch up to A13”
to soften the blow of not changing the 14 chip lmao

U got cement in ur skull?

literally

17 trillion operations per second

australia bro its live

They just making s*** up

Obv this s*** is just marketing so it makes sense but these numbers don't mean s*** until people benchmark

I guess I can keep my 12pm another year

ALWAYS ON? WITH NITS?

How you count to 17 trillion

When is iphone gonna make a flip phone like samsung

KEEP THE MILLION TRANSISTORS
SEND A HUNDRED TRILLION