I think they should just start releasing new products when they actually have innovative updates

This doing s*** every year same time because tradition is hurting their innovation and excitement behind Apple products

Streaming p*** finally coming to North Dakota

The iPhone 14 will allow you to piss directly from your mouth

Wait this is kinda cool

A f***ing imessage about dwindling water supply is the most dystopian s***

the emergency is i lost a bad b**** fr

Apple really think people going outside and walking in these mountains like an open world game

The three major US carriers already adapted. The other ones can’t afford to not adapt and lose those customers, Apple had probably some of the best brand loyalty from customers of any other brand.

Apple Car 2030

These new “features” are so niche man what the hell is this hogwash

"Who needs help"

Who gives a f*** why would that be a prompt in an emergency

Or just lower your expectations

they’re running out of ideas

Having the world in the palm of your hand doing minimal work is the dream

We might start getting a new iPhone after 6 months in a few years

YZY would've done this in a weekend

Doest let me post our boy Shkreli