Hitler wears Hermes ultra

Apple Watch or Frank Ocean cockring?

im shy

S***WATCH

They trying to put us in top shape so we can power up the AI machines in 3 years

Wearing Apple Watch while giving birth to a***yze your vitals

Crine

the watch can tell you when your girl is fertile so you know when you can bust nuts inside her

Why not an Apple x Blonded Smart Nutsack Case, with zinc intake reminder?

Off the zincies

ONE MORE THING

So when we all have shared income and have a bunch of extra hours in the day, we can be healthy and track it.....

when u die during child birth and they need the apple watch data to make sure u really died

Here we go

One more thing

Here we go

damn for a sec i thought it was homepod hub lol

Good Ending

majority of these just being software updates..,, surely my 17 pro will get those pro camera app features outside of the aperture!!!

FOLD FOLD FOLD FOLD

Now

here we f***ing go

DUO

Sounds like a perfect pitch for a new Apple TV!

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