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1. Never Accept Direction as the Truth ..

2. Treat people like you want to be treated.

3. Never trust a b**** who finds love in a camera. She will f*** you, then turn around and f*** a janitor.

4. Shave butthole before Drake concert just in case

5. S.W.A.G. (Secretly We Are Gay)

That's all of them - lock thread, sticky for all time!