Ain’t nothing like taking a smooth s*** at work

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  • Malakas

  • Apr 4, 2025
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    iWorship engels

    Yo on some real s*** OP can post voyeur videos of him b***ooing on his onlyfans , and I can screen record them and upload them to my thisvid account and you guys will send me friend requests in order to view them , and vexbolts can milk the same meme for 18 months on ig and that’s all fine in addition to being dandy , but when I suck tonsil stone size pebbles of Parmesan smegma from my ex ftm bfs girl cock and smoke them off of tin foil to get schmizzed , that’s where yall draw the line ? Man ight bro

    Edit : boy c*** *

    Edit 2 : I forgot what he called it 😭 sorry if im misgendering you Ronald

  • Apr 4, 2025
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    iWorship engels

    Yo on some real s*** OP can post voyeur videos of him b***ooing on his onlyfans , and I can screen record them and upload them to my thisvid account and you guys will send me friend requests in order to view them , and vexbolts can milk the same meme for 18 months on ig and that’s all fine in addition to being dandy , but when I suck tonsil stone size pebbles of Parmesan smegma from my ex ftm bfs girl cock and smoke them off of tin foil to get schmizzed , that’s where yall draw the line ? Man ight bro

    Edit : boy c*** *

    Edit 2 : I forgot what he called it 😭 sorry if im misgendering you Ronald

    You moving different out here my boy

  • ATC91

    You moving different out here my boy

    I’m the big dilf and I have permission to do that get your money up

  • Apr 4, 2025
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    iWorship engels

    Yo on some real s*** OP can post voyeur videos of him b***ooing on his onlyfans , and I can screen record them and upload them to my thisvid account and you guys will send me friend requests in order to view them , and vexbolts can milk the same meme for 18 months on ig and that’s all fine in addition to being dandy , but when I suck tonsil stone size pebbles of Parmesan smegma from my ex ftm bfs girl cock and smoke them off of tin foil to get schmizzed , that’s where yall draw the line ? Man ight bro

    Edit : boy c*** *

    Edit 2 : I forgot what he called it 😭 sorry if im misgendering you Ronald

  • Apr 4, 2025
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    Me rn

  • my bowel movements always begin 15 mins before work so im always late cuz i have to do it at home

  • Apr 4, 2025
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  • Apr 5, 2025
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    people irl: hey man how’s it going

  • I ain't gonna cap, it's only been this past year I taught myself to s*** in public

    I used to hate it, it's so nasty
    Ya never know what bodily gift someone left for u in the toilet or around the toilet
    And u never know which filthy ass, non washing mofo sat his gluteus maximus on da toilet before u did

    Specially when da seat is still warm

    But I got some bowel problems occasionally which left me almost paralyzed in public, unable to move or even shake, cause every bit of motion could stir up the worst possible ending

    And with no escape plan left where my dignity wouldn't be shattered
    I decided to rush into restaurants, tell da bartenders that this pretty black dude really had to make an emergency halt

    Its still not "home" but at least now I could walk straight up again

  • Like it's so bad in public when u gotta s*** and u wanna fart and when u fart u hope it might relieve some tension in ur stomach

    Only for it to be a watery shart ready to water hose out of ur butthole

  • Apr 6, 2025
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    except when your coworkers wanna come to the bathroom all at the same mf time after nobody has used it for the past 6 hrs now everybody wanna come smell my dookie

    i even plan my work s***s out making sure everyone is busy and peeping positioning for a perfect time to go s*** solo but nope it never fails they always come in its like they can smell it

    and they always take long af to leave like yeah bro its me again you see these same loafers under the stall same time every day f*** off

  • BLACK ☭
    Apr 7, 2025
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    iWorship engels

    Yo on some real s*** OP can post voyeur videos of him b***ooing on his onlyfans , and I can screen record them and upload them to my thisvid account and you guys will send me friend requests in order to view them , and vexbolts can milk the same meme for 18 months on ig and that’s all fine in addition to being dandy , but when I suck tonsil stone size pebbles of Parmesan smegma from my ex ftm bfs girl cock and smoke them off of tin foil to get schmizzed , that’s where yall draw the line ? Man ight bro

    Edit : boy c*** *

    Edit 2 : I forgot what he called it 😭 sorry if im misgendering you Ronald

  • Apr 7, 2025
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    Spice Stone

    paid s***

    While on my phone

  • Apr 7, 2025
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    iWorship engels

    Yo on some real s*** OP can post voyeur videos of him b***ooing on his onlyfans , and I can screen record them and upload them to my thisvid account and you guys will send me friend requests in order to view them , and vexbolts can milk the same meme for 18 months on ig and that’s all fine in addition to being dandy , but when I suck tonsil stone size pebbles of Parmesan smegma from my ex ftm bfs girl cock and smoke them off of tin foil to get schmizzed , that’s where yall draw the line ? Man ight bro

    Edit : boy c*** *

    Edit 2 : I forgot what he called it 😭 sorry if im misgendering you Ronald

    reported tbh

  • Undecided

    reported tbh

    u srs ? I know u not but is this a genuine reaction

  • Apr 17, 2025
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    i wake up early and drink a 1 litre of water and a litre of coffee, in 45 minutes all the s*** left in my body comes out.

    s***ting in public is gross I fast when im out so i don't

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