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  • Dec 29, 2019

    lmfao that album is hilariously bad. those bars in OP are f***ing awful

  • OP
    Dec 30, 2019
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    Almost forgot the best gem smh

    "God gotta be a thot! (huh!?)
    the blood from your erection
    Come from your brain and your feet
    So you can't think and you can't run "

  • Dec 30, 2019

    I ain't gon' lie, you got me cryin' with a hard d***
    How I love you so much that I hate this s***?
    I get it get it, I (don't stop)
    You ain't doin' your job if you don't say (oh, my god)
    Come have s***with Jesus
    Come have s***with Jesus (Soulo)
    Come have s***with Jesus
    You ain't doin' your job if you don't say (oh, my god)
    Every single time, yeah
    And all I got is goddesses, I'm a heroine addict-
    That's it, that's it
    Yeah cause I. I really wanted to talk about like
    You know, it's crazy how you know like you know, how Jesus is in the bible and he don't get no p**** at all
    A 33 year old virgin
    Yeah it's crazy
    Like all the d**** are girls
    Mary, Molly
    Yeah for real, they're all named after girls
    And they're really like female plants and s***
    Yes Lord (Black Lip Pastor)
    We in Frankies castle with the pack though
    Motherfucking pack
    Top want me to go to rehab
    Told him I would go too
    Probably just relapse
    Cause that's what ill niggas do
    Won't even pop a bottle without poppin a pill
    Can't have a meal without picking up the bill
    Should be more concerned with my health
    But I'm gonna die trying to get this wealth
    Pay attention nigga
    I've been going platinum, they just trying to take it
    F*** boys acting up, like an adult film audition
    I'm just eating these rappers up
    Sending artists to the mortician
    I'm just with my niggas hanging, case of champagne
    Need some water but I'd rather me a martyr for the cause
    Nigga y'all niggas still don't get it
    Juvenile never went to juvenile hall
    It was 400 degrees on terminals
    The homies playing with the strap off safety
    And my lady at the time she stayed on gun lock
    The irony in that alone is crazy
    I come up with s*** like that that's why they say I'm crazy
    Maybe
    I'm with the s***s, I'm off the s***s
    (YMF)
    Rockstar lifestyle might not make it
    But I guarantee she make it to the penthouse naked
    You niggas been outdated
    Like the b****es I dated way way way way back when
    Now I'm getting brain in the tenant's Maybach Benz
    It's rented but I'm in it nigga
    I didn't pay back
    More insufficient funds in the last 5 months than you gonna make in this whole year
    On the mountain top about to cry cause it gets so lonely up here
    Is anybody out there?
    Can anybody hear me?
    In this jaded generation of complacency siri don't even take us seriously
    But thats some other s*** just being honest with you
    Right hand on the bible with you
    My ancestors came on the mothership
    So I got to take it farther nigga that makes sense
    My head in the clouds
    Getting head in the clouds
    By an angel in disguise
    She an angel in disguise
    D'evils gonna be my demise
    I swear that God's a girl, b****

  • Dec 30, 2019
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    ^this was cleared for release by a major label

  • OP
    Dec 30, 2019
    gleepglorp

    ^this was cleared for release by a major label

    immaculant lyricism

  • Dec 30, 2019

    .38 revolve like the sun around the earth

  • Dec 30, 2019

    Need that new Soulo album fr

  • Dec 30, 2019
    Slingshot
    !https://youtu.be/QJI83xNaMis

    A atom is a molecule and Adam was a mighty coon
    But if he woulda never ate that apple hed be mad sad
    And woulda never pulled the leaves off Eve and seen all dat ass

    You get on your knees every night
    To pray to a man that you barely understand
    Or have even seen with your eyes closed
    Then turn around and do the same thing
    Get on your knees, then put a ring
    On the woman that you wanna call your wife
    Somethin' ain't right, yo

    Way back when I was in grade school, I learned about history
    But what about her-story—did anybody ask?

    I think the American flag was designed by f**s

    Alright, I want you to tweet me right now If you’re using your third (eye) iPhone

    Real s***, my nigga, now glance at the keypad
    This that mind-bogglin' s*** you like to throw in your raps
    And this might be your best yet; notice how every number
    Represents three letters of the alphabet
    Like, 2 is A-B-C, 3 is D-E-F
    4 is G-H-I," I said: "I get it, alright!"
    He said: "Now trip off this, listen to me, Soul
    I know you off the s***s, but I'ma need you to get a grip."
    I said: "Be serious,"
    he said "Dial M-O-M."
    What a hella coincidence! It was 6-6- static

    jesus

  • Dec 30, 2019
    JPEGMAFIA

    you can just watch an hour of alex jones videos and get the same content you get from an ab soul album

    ok dis went politcal

  • Dec 30, 2019

    corn

  • Feb 3, 2020
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    Slingshot
    !https://youtu.be/QJI83xNaMis

    A atom is a molecule and Adam was a mighty coon
    But if he woulda never ate that apple hed be mad sad
    And woulda never pulled the leaves off Eve and seen all dat ass

    You get on your knees every night
    To pray to a man that you barely understand
    Or have even seen with your eyes closed
    Then turn around and do the same thing
    Get on your knees, then put a ring
    On the woman that you wanna call your wife
    Somethin' ain't right, yo

    Way back when I was in grade school, I learned about history
    But what about her-story—did anybody ask?

    I think the American flag was designed by f**s

    Alright, I want you to tweet me right now If you’re using your third (eye) iPhone

    Real s***, my nigga, now glance at the keypad
    This that mind-bogglin' s*** you like to throw in your raps
    And this might be your best yet; notice how every number
    Represents three letters of the alphabet
    Like, 2 is A-B-C, 3 is D-E-F
    4 is G-H-I," I said: "I get it, alright!"
    He said: "Now trip off this, listen to me, Soul
    I know you off the s***s, but I'ma need you to get a grip."
    I said: "Be serious,"
    he said "Dial M-O-M."
    What a hella coincidence! It was 6-6- static

    This makes me suicidal I swear to God.

  • OP
    Feb 3, 2020
    Slingshot

    Almost forgot the best gem smh

    "God gotta be a thot! (huh!?)
    the blood from your erection
    Come from your brain and your feet
    So you can't think and you can't run "

    one of the hardest lines ever bruh

  • OP
    Feb 3, 2020
    gay shoes

    This makes me suicidal I swear to God.

  • Feb 3, 2020
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    this probably the worst verse of any genre

  • OP
    Feb 3, 2020
    MINK

    this probably the worst verse of any genre

    the funniest part is op actually a collection of verses the whole album full of bars like this

  • Feb 3, 2020
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    Album felt like when you off the Acid and start to realize s***

  • Feb 3, 2020

    literally none of that makes any sense. anyone can put together some fake deep s*** that has nothing to do w anything

  • Feb 3, 2020

    soulo had to have been off the goop during the recording of this album. bars legitimately read as crackhead ramblings

  • Feb 3, 2020
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    Joecool

    Album felt like when you off the Acid and start to realize s***

    More like when you been off acid for months and can’t form a coherent thought

  • Feb 3, 2020

    "I think the american flag was "
    designed by.."

  • Feb 3, 2020
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    OP is funny but this is unironically dope lol, like he really went all in, it’s not like it’s the smartest thing ever but it’s creative and interesting

  • Ab Soul came to me in a lucid dream. Basically an astral projection resembling Soulo, warning me about a future, terrible calamity.

    Ab-Soul album dropping soon :danylaugh:

  • Feb 3, 2020
    Goo

    When you learn your science from Canibus and YouTube conspiracy vids

  • OP
    Feb 3, 2020
    2words

    OP is funny but this is unironically dope lol, like he really went all in, it’s not like it’s the smartest thing ever but it’s creative and interesting

    yeah Im not even hating on it lol, the album is hilarious. and I dont think he was 100% serious

  • Feb 3, 2020
    bloom

    More like when you been off acid for months and can’t form a coherent thought

    Idk fam, when I’m on acid I come to so many conclusions that I can’t put it into words without sounding crazy