Superheroes and secret identities work well when a hero has a mask

in the case of superman glasses and a haircut in a modern day age without him rapidly shaking his face will never make any form of sense

Because eventually facial recognition or just basic human intuition would connect the dots

holy s*** i forgot about your god awful shaking face idea
im so happy ktt fam not writing these movies yall somehow would do worse than gunn

See me in sparking zero then b**** ass nigga

This is too nosy man

I speak for us all when I say we do

this s*** made me laugh out loud I can't lie lmao

hope its crossplay

Okay

lol everyone calling my fan fiction dumb til I ask to fight them

Probably will be great

Lets make Gunn put a mask on him and see how people react

you dont understand heroes am scray

Gunn needs to put on a mask and stay out of school zones

they lowkey did that on smallville though
they called him the blur because they never got clear pictures of him doing superman s***

Superman secret identity is a dilemma man in general thats all I am saying some hair gel cant solve that eventually the audience will ask what stops his identity from being revealed or discovered by his villains if we can all clearly see its him

S*** it looked goofy in man of steel and bvs too when people couldnt tell

Idiot

Reminder: condom eyes walked around public streets where kids could be in a vagina costume.

y'all want superman to be worshipped for his chiseled face again

he is a flying man with laser eyes and super strength that fights crime in brightly colored underwear but yeah the glasses as secret identity is where it becomes unbelievable

allergic to fun thread

uhhhhh what the f*** is you talkin bout dawg

well it becomes HE ONLY HAS SO MANY F***ING WEAKNESSES

SECRET IDENTITY IS A WEAKNESS THATS ELIMINATED BY THIS PLOT ARMOR

KRYPTONITE IS NOT EVERYWHERE

SO WHATS HIS WEAKNESS

AN AFRO ?
SOME F***ING HAIR GEL ?