Ima be real, I cannot remember the last time I cooked myself a meal.

I uber eats everything, every day. Breakfast lunch and dinner.

that's real

elite way to live

doordash > ubereats tho

Bum

I eat one meal a day so its p much impossible for me to be diabetic cause my body wouldnt have enough glucose/meal irregularity to ever have a insulin spike

Cooking is relaxing as f*** sometimes

MOOD

it's only 5am

True that crust thick as hell

Ehh gets kinda old so I’ll go drive to places sometimes. But people wanna talk when I’m driving cause of the car and it actually gets annoying. I’m getting a daily driver rn for just traveling s***, something low profile.

Also I can show up to dates in so these b****es don’t think they hit a jackpot

If you’re solo I’m not sure how much more practical cooking for yourself really is. By ordering or eating out you save so much in time and effort and the price difference isn’t even that significant

I want a woman to think I’m poor before I ask her on multiple dates

F*** delivery fees tho I’ll go and sit in a spot Dolo before I pay a delivery fee in 2021

Lmfao ya a car like urs is a immediate flag in gold digger's heads

beat them at their own game

You’re going to need a new (old) car then

Fr dude. My parents give me s*** about it, but also at my age they were married with a kid lmao.

Times just different.

just peeped that elle fanning s***scene and man I know what I'll be using my vibrator on tonight!

I’m just gonna get like a Honda Accord or something

Didn’t you say you were going to bed an hour ago

That’s too nice of a car

yes. Get a japanese car and never have to think about it again or do maintenance🔥

Bro I’m not even driving to my first date

I might ask the girl to give me a ride

Come on man

no man I dont think I did

Lmfao