No way am just chilling in some random girls crib for 4 hours lol

The knife was a self defense maneuver when she realized he wasn’t there to f*** her

Atleast dont let her make coffee for you and buy pizza then 😭

Ay i still got pics of her tinder profile in my phone

At 5pm bruh

Message her and apologize

😭😭😭

She wanted to man im not stopping her in her own home

Lost the number years ago i just got the pics from when i told my friends about her

“Come in for coffee”

He literally went in for coffee only

Im deadass bro

Yeah Gyro looking suspect af, she prolly Getting scared of gyro tbh

Im not scary at all

I’ve had a recent experience that’s kind of similar with the trampoline guy. Went on a date last Thursday then he asked if he could come to my apartment and I said sure and we ended up watching tv until like 3-4am then told him to go home.

The next night he hits me up again and we watch tv again until late then tell him to go home again.

I think he’s pissed at me now

Which like you, I am guilty of leading him on

She’s the scary one

Im not knocking you for your beliefs its just funny af how it played out lmao

Glad im not the only one

She could’ve gone on another date and comeback and have seccs in 4 hours man

You wanted to have s***with him or nah?

Like 3 times

Lmaooo

Dee has me dead too

Nope

This one time 2 summers ago this girl who I hooked up with like a month prior hit me up and asked me if I knew how to jump a car. Of course I did but I didn’t want to go jump her car so I lied and said I didn’t. She hit me up a few weeks later asking about something else and I asked her how her car was. She said there was never anything wrong she just wanted to see if I would come. Absolutely batshit.