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she the plug?

Queer dyke w****

I know lol I got nothin rn

What is it not showing up

She’s an exec for the front office they get free tickets I’m not a bum

Why u describing urself nobody asked!

So I left for this week long trip today. And I’m in bed w my girl abt an hr before I’m leaving. She’s being extra handsy so I go sneak one, I never take them really, every couple months or so when I jus really wana go crazy in it. Come back and say “you not gona let me leave for a week w no booty right” she says her period started. Which I actually knew cuz she been a b**** fot 2 days. But she’s gona suck me up before I go. Then dead ass right before it some crazy s*** comes up on my phone that she sees, I have to explain it she’s pissed and thinks for 30 seconds I’m a cheater blah blah. But I fix it. But the vibe gone and I end up leavin for the read trip 20 min later so I’ve been in the backseat of a car now for 8 hours h**** w a wild headache from taking that s*** and not nutting I’m in hell.

Damn got deleted
What was it

I’m trying to man I wana hear something

Wall of text

he deleted it already smh

just conor clowning dc

lmaoooo, it was conor and he tweeted a pic of DC and said it was a cry for help

Womp womppppp

tell her to get me red sox tickets

Possible Conor vs DC matchup

i wanna try bluechew

does it get u high at all or nah

Couple of lessons:

1.Turn off preview on notifications
2.Learn to embrace the blood, s/o @ReturnofStealth
3. Don’t wait for the buzzer beater

what it do what it do

Need it

Conor v dc
Khabib v Stipe
stefan struve v mighty mouse

elite card

I’m flying on team plane for WS if they make it

It’s going to be in NY though

Idiot