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Boneless is superior
need dark meat in my wings sorry booz
can i come over
they fresh right now, hurry up 
drums are better cause u can eat them easier one handed
Thumb on one end
Pointer on the other
Spin it with your middle finger
Thumb on one end
Pointer on the other
Spin it with your middle finger
come on man
need dark meat in my wings sorry booz
I used to say same then I releized i don’t care abt the actual Chicken meat in a wing, dark or white, and it’s purely a base and vehicle to transport seasoning and sauce
When you get flats that you can do the little thumb push perfectly and clean the bone with it’s a goat feeling tho
Drumsticks have more of the inedible, gelatin-like stuff on em.
Thumb on one end
Pointer on the other
Spin it with your middle finger
That's not how you jerk off
what’s the difference between dark meat and white meat (food wise)
Dark meat more tender
White meat more lean
what’s the difference between dark meat and white meat (food wise)
Chicken breasts are a lot worse than thighs