Reawakened

5y

You going to his concert?

valenciaga

5y

cooking is for females

if U cook as a man ur a closet homosexual

Jay34

5y

Ratchet and clank tough 🔥 @val

feelingisfirst

5y

right? everything about the Dan the Man persona is over the top

there is no way anyone can overflow with such immense mediocrity in every single facet of their life

the complete lack of self awareness. the imposing arrogance fueled by the completion of the bare minimum adult level tasks. the pleasure of working at a furniture store (lazy boy for gods sake). the color by numbers stereotype of being a old white ass american male married to a chinese girl who can't cook at all. his favorite artists all being god awful.

that's what actually gave it away that is was all a character-- that when he tries to throw people off by saying he's a fan of a decent artist or band, he always, without fail, says his favorite album is always their widely understood and agreed upon worst album. i was like, okay this s*** wouldn't even work for a sketch comedy.

The Man

5y

That’s why my wife cooks

rjprice1

5y

my favorite post

The Man

5y

My fav post of yours will be when your avy is blacked out and your ip is banned

newblade001

5y

Queer

valenciaga

5y

2 doordash orders in 1 day man Im unstoppable

valenciaga

5y

U got it on sale? 😩

kennyeast

5y

Me n sossboy

Jay34

5y

$30

Need to beat it expeditiously so I can flip it for $45 before Black Friday

Jimminy

5y

Sossboy is in high school man

Bill Ackman

5y

Weak numbers bro

I did 7 orders one time

valenciaga

5y

how