Not a flex when you live in Missouri

Red Sox about to tap that ass

I just wanna win so we get real playoff baseball

got a ticket for Sunday if we go through

While calling you a piece of s*** or something

She already rugged too so I bet I could easily talk her into a nice ass licking

🤦‍♂️

Who can relate

I live in Tampa big man

Y’all need god man

okay yeah, smoothie penciled in tonight's routine

I would kill myself if I ever had to live in Missouri

God wants me to get my ass licked by a Montana rancher’s wife

Is her smoothie made with squirt?

She might go straight to pegging actually

Smoked his ass to a crisp

I draw the line at that

@The_Man ?

Queer

She'll beat you down verbally until you succumb

feces and desperation

I add whey tho 💪

That line is drawn in pencil

Thinking about adding a satchel to my wardrobe

Pied piper headass