Bernie Sanders broke the NYT needle

The perfect metaphor for this campaign. We cutting cocaine for booties and bitties tonight

Rat boy flopped

BERNIE COMING IN CLUTCH WITH MINORITY CONSTITUENTS TOO OOOOHHHH YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

Sanders campaign efforts to focus on satellite caucuses won them iowa

The collective meltdown from the media is gonna be incredible

already know how this one is gonna go

im going to sleep late AGAIN bc of these Caucuses

TOMORROW

they really wanna drag this out for as long as they possibly can

like a 50+ hour debacle at this point.

also hilarious they’re just calling it quits for the night at 97% and Bern climbing to a .1% deficit. they should be so ashamed

if you showed up to work 5 minutes late tomorrow you would have more repercussions than anyone at Shadow or the IDP will for this massive f***up

BERNARD IS GONNA WIN

Trump will lost

this is more important than any stupid state delegate number.

but that being said, looking around twitter and most ppl seem to agree that IA-1 isn't going to be as strong for bernie as the other satellites (has retirement homes and s*** where he wasn't viable) and then there the remaining polk precincts where buttigieg is doing well. So it prolly won't be enough for Bernie to close the 0.1% gap, but he'll win the popular vote by a wider margin, and there's apparently still some unaccounted for errors (who knows if they get fixed)

so big thing should just be getting out the vote in NH and winning by a solid margin.

"Those who deny conspiracies sometimes create the most convoluted fantasies of all." - Michael Parenti

Relevant to all this shadow f***ery

parenti

they went from <1% to 54%

Live look at Bernie against Pete when the satalite caucuses gets counted.

bro im crine

f*** pelosi and this dumb ass stunt
but at least she triggered the f*** out of snowflake shapiro