ur list already aged terribly

Im unemployed

Got both your asses!

Might as well spend his last dime on actual wax instead of insecticides

Well well well

What do we have here

Like 5 mins and am out, my attention span too short and she don’t even be knowing how to do the streak thing, that s*** always faulty

Hopped a turnstile and the dumb b**** wrote the wrong date

these hot funyuns smackin rn

i still can't believe ted cruz is some super genius lawyer

always made no sense to me when i hear him speak

he even wore a stupid texan flag mask in he damn airport

Lmao how’s it going bro

That technicality

All my friends have at least got a ticket
Not me though

Same

Whitest thread on ktt with the court reasons lmao

WHY IS IT ONLY 2 MINUTES

COME ON

I’m a cracker lol

Yt privilege and he’s repping Texas lol

Truancy and jumping a turnstile lmfao

• Shirley at 9am

Meh yourself

My boy loves bringing up he's only half black but his black ass got locked up for a blunt and my white friend got to go home

only time i ever got pulled over for speeding i had a pizza in the front seat and the cop let me go and said i had a good reason to be speeding

She c****3-5 times everytime man

That bro I told you about that got out a prison a few years back tho was the one I used to steal with as a kid

In hindsight it's not surprising at all, I just happened to grow out of it faster than he did and without the consequences

30 secs between o*****s