when i would stay upstate for a part of the summer we'd wait in a park til a cop car went by then pretend to exchange something and run in opposite directions so theyd chase us

She was in a 10 year relationship(still in it) where the guy wouldn’t propose(still hasn’t). She would text me for hours at night about him and they lived together too. One night she even came over to my apt to sober up after a night out. I had a crush on her at the time but I lost all interest after I changed stores. This was all b4 shirley ofc

RT, I'm a saint brother

I did once but the cop wrote the wrong date

Was it you?

No stealth convo involves normal interaction

good

ACAB includes the dogs

Got a ticket once cuz i had 1 extra passenger as a new driver

@KadeemAllen

Was put in custody for drinking at a high school basketball game. They let me off tho without getting an arrest on my record

That’s not true I have a couple a day tbh

Rt me @Synopsis_lol

Chill out man the dogs didn't do anything

this post is insane if u read into it

the level of detail into his life during that era unmatched tbh

Every dog is a good dog

This b**** ass nigga was camping out in a speed trap, talking about some "30 MPH zone" mfer I might as well walk tf?

Yeah id never do s*** like that

Dumb f***e

Bark bark

I used to drink so much. Surprised I didn’t get in serious trouble or worse

Fyasko gets a lot as well when he says what’s for dinner queen

uhh what

Why didn’t anything happen?