make that the rest of your life

imagine she accidentally punched herself in the face if she had an intrusive thought about it

of course this alcoholic picks the shortest month that we're already 1/4th through

😭

Feels good still being in my prime

Cant believe Thibs got his man for free like that. I would ve figured the Pistons would get a better offer from one of the contenders that were trying to get him

Rose for bust bench warmer Dennis Smith lol

Storming capitols keeps u spry huh

Nothing like singing brexit songs with the hooligans after a Chelsea win right vert

Pub legend

the part where he was trying to shove the noodles already in his mouth more into his mouth with the fork 😭

Champagnepapa been eating good

Addict

lets make a pact like how we did no fap 🤝

Got my ass good

Guy I was out on day 3 lmao

how'd your interview go?

Wait that super bowl streaker bet 50k that there’d be a streaker? Lmao

If that’s true that’s genius

this is easier its only 3 weeks left

*"Think of data security: “Whenever something is in a computer, it can be hacked—a BCI is by definition hackable,” said Marcello Ienca, a senior researcher at the Health Ethics & Policy Lab at the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology, in Zurich. “That can reveal very sensitive information from brain signals even if the device is unable to read sophisticated thoughts.”

Then there are the legal questions: Can the cops make you wear one? What if they have a warrant to connect your brain to a computer? How about a judge? Your commanding officer? How do you keep your Google Nest from sending light bulb ads to your brain every time you think the room is too dark?

A wearable device that can decode the voice in your head is a way’s off yet, said Jack Gallant, professor of psychology at University of California, Berkeley and a leading expert in cognitive neuroscience. But he also said, “Science marches on. There’s no fundamental physics reason that someday we’re not going to have a non-invasive brain-machine interface. It’s just a matter of time.

“And we have to manage that eventuality.”*

Enough to post his own bail and still make a profit

Yeah we’ve seen how you eat tacos.