I need a vacay
https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/4525829?federated_search_id=c005534f-434d-42cb-ada5-5edb32ba3408&source_impression_id=p3_1612384237_8sR4hE41Jl6SqrNF&guests=1&adults=1
How many days we booking bro
Yup. Gen Z eats it up since they haven’t seen em so they just keep digging back for s*** to repost
😭😭 💯 s*** just annoying and funny looking at it, also social media full of cornballs
4/1-4/6 open
So you taking all those days? You going alone or baecation, homies?
Dee and I gonna be surfing on turtles and picking up locals

And smoking big doinks
🚶🏽♂️
Where do u think you’re going?

Better version
My package been out for delivery for like 12 hours now and I live 5-7 miles away from the post office
I can’t swim tho 
I can use a floater and tie a rope to my leg Incase I fumble
I can teach you how step bro
"racism against white people" is literally the highest trending topic on German twitter rn and i just f***ing hate it here
I can teach you how step bro
You very goood at surfing? Think I wanna learn that instead
I can’t swim tho 
I can use a floater and tie a rope to my leg Incase I fumble
Swimming for fish we don’t need such a useless skill