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  • 6isco 🦈
    Jan 27, 2021

    My foot was still asleep

  • Jan 27, 2021
    CLB Harry Cox

    Or is he just the person that blurts it out the most itt

    tel me your best hvac repair story

  • 6isco 🦈
    Jan 27, 2021
    First Take
    https://twitter.com/skytheuniverse/status/1352049147289985027

    lmfao

  • Ye24 🧢
    Jan 27, 2021
    baby pluto

    all nba thread knows is “look at ____ man” , pee talk , unemployment jokes, and ben simmons cant shoot 🙄🙄

    You’re the main culprit for these posts

  • Jan 27, 2021
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    Love how he added the story of the white privilege to set the scene

  • Jan 27, 2021
    baby pluto

    why so

    I’m lonely

  • Jan 27, 2021
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    baby pluto

    but what makes you think she lived IN the restaurant

    She had a weird familiarity with the bathroom

  • Jan 27, 2021
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    Swiping away on bumble trying to take away from the pain

  • Jan 27, 2021
    Paige

    Love how he added the story of the white privilege to set the scene

    i was thinking that too skhfdkhfifjfkf
    a few paragraphs and details werent needed but i appreciated them

  • Jan 27, 2021
    The Man

    She had a weird familiarity with the bathroom

    Lmao

  • Ye24 🧢
    Jan 27, 2021
    The Man

    She told me to meet her in front of a car dealership. Then we walked to the bar and she asked if I had to use the bathroom after my long drive(I lived in the suburbs then and this was the city). She told me to use the bathroom in this random Mexican restaurant even tho the bar was around the corner. So I did then before going into the bar she asks me if there’s too many ppl and seemed scared to go in. I said it’s cool So we go in, we’re talking with drinks. She says she’s a teacher in Chicago and also a youth soccer coach. Seemed wound up tight and very stressed. She then started rubbing my hand with hers which was cool until she said “is this awkward?”during it. It wasn’t going great but then she spilled a drink and cried for 5 minutes about how she never spilled a drink before in her 29 years and said we have to go. She then thanked me and walked into that same Mexican restaurant.

    A few weeks later Facebook’s creepy ass algorithm showed me her on the “people you may know” list so ofc I clicked and it turns out and lived down in the south suburbs and not in Chicago since there were recent pictures of her at a south suburbs school. Weird chick

    This was the wildest non-story I’ve ever read

  • Jan 27, 2021
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    The Man

    She had a weird familiarity with the bathroom

    was she mexican?

  • Jan 27, 2021

    No reading any of ur little stories only because I can’t read that much text together

  • 6isco 🦈
    Jan 27, 2021
    The Man

    She had a weird familiarity with the bathroom

    😭😭😭

  • Jan 27, 2021
    rojo

    Swiping away on bumble trying to take away from the pain

    hope you find the one

  • 6isco 🦈
    Jan 27, 2021
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    Dan needs his own show

  • Ye24 🧢
    Jan 27, 2021
    CLB Harry Cox

    Or is he just the person that blurts it out the most itt

    This is certainly the case lmao

  • Jan 27, 2021
    baby pluto

    was she mexican?

    No

  • Jan 27, 2021
    6isco

    Dan needs his own show

    When ktt voice rooms happen his stories will be unmissable

  • Ye24 🧢
    Jan 27, 2021
    6isco

    Dan needs his own show

    Chinese-ish

  • Jan 27, 2021
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    Our entire lives revolve around Dan stop lying to yourselves

  • Ye24 🧢
    Jan 27, 2021
    Boozer

    Our entire lives revolve around Dan stop lying to yourselves

    I didn’t want to admit it but this is true

  • 6isco 🦈
    Jan 27, 2021
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    dan and shirley

  • Jan 27, 2021
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    Ex texted me to see how am I

    Haven’t txted back

    @KadeemAllen

  • Jan 27, 2021

    basement tenants cooking the most smelliest food again covered my vent with a towel and its not working

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