my old man was telling me theres this hamlet along the taconic in NY that doesn't allow plea by mail for speeding tickets, so this little cabal of local lawyers charges exorbitant fees for travelers from the city to get representation in their court lol

and the cops have speed traps flanking both sides of the jurisdiction.. there's def some kickbacks going on

or maybe it was vampire weekend

i cant remember but the point remains

palladiums not what i meant, the amphitheater in hollywood idk what its called

“lol”

I remembered in 2010 when the SB was here and it snowed a foot Saturday and f***ed everything up

not traumatized and idek what story hes talking about so its funny lol let that man live!

i remember this lol wasn’t it the saints colts superbowl

I do this lmao

Nah packers steelers

drinking too much is a very real thing

know when to stop and do not be like me!

Man my sleeping pattern is f***ed rn

that happneed on a halloween one night and i really f***ing need to stop drinking and ktting if i told that story but uh yeah

people are handsy and thats enough about that rdd

lol kevin knox lol knicks lol

mb bro i figured u were mostly joking cause of the way u shared it, sorry

Hardens your soul

Builds character

No ones going to appreciate sunny weather more than me when I retire

all good thats a me problem, like i said im shocked poeple on the internet know that happened but they do cause i drink too much

the real porblems im surprised by how much i drink and type but knowing im not gonna stop doing either

dicey territory lets go back to keeping it light

i got “molested” by two prostitutes one night when i was in paris

intense ass page lets keep it rolling