my favorite ass theoretic was when i was detective pikachu with giannis picture

Its pretty much the same thing lol

Usually if something is kosher its also halal

have u ever like slipped up and eating some

Prob eats gelatin

my brother's girl a muslim but she eats bacon on the low sometimes

dont tell anyone

I once got served an egg mcmuffin with the meat still in it.

Took a bite and spat it right out

id be singin like whitney on her ass

she like will purposefully not ask whats in something so she can say she didnt know lmao

If she was attractive I’d keep it a secret

Tell her Allah is watching

In what conference

and pay $40 a month for her onlyfans with your simp ass

Only haram thing i be eating is the mcchicken but thats it lol

Yall pipe her together?

Spit out a resume

Please shut UP

nah but she rubbed my foot weirdly one time

that was when they first started dating tho

Lol niggas say they muslim up here but they drink and f*** hoes on the regular

As long as Allah dont see its ok !

My designer here offered to open for me today on her day off so I could go to the dentist. There’s still good people in this world.

Sometimes all it takes is the slightest touch

make me s***