Instead of licking whipped cream and chocolate off his partner he dousing them in some Polynesian sauce

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turn on Nets game again.

Chicfila bottle WHAT

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not me playing that bass smooth as s***!!!! 😩

dixie (bbq), tricia (polynesian), and sarah (CFA)

Pull lebron and AD and count this as a scheduled loss man

The Fleshlight was designed by Steve Shubin, who was granted a patent in July 1998 for his invention,2 as a "device for discreet sperm collection"3 and it is marketed by Interactive Life Forms.4 It is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with a vulva, anus or mouth orifice, in colors representing a variety of ethnicities as well as see-through, and 48 different internal textures.5 Alongside their classic collection, Fleshlight also introduced the 'Freak' and 'Alien' collections, which modelled Fleshlight's on fantasy or sci-fi style designs that shied away from the conventional p***ographic models traditionally used.6

They don't even a human mascot to base it off of

slingshot if u think ima download a link sent by YOU, your god damn right, downloading rn.

Lmfao Dixie

One person said he woke up with wang sucking his d*** and didn’t know how he got there lol

Might be time to head out

We’re still winning this one lol

the fact someone had to invent that got me ctfu

I know but this s*** too ugly for my eyes lol

"do you want to allow downloads on ktt2.com?"

never hit no so fast

Chill bro I’ve seen your girl

"device for discreet sperm collection" aint that what they call larsa

Watch it you b**** ass rookie

Ehh the stuff crust is okay, I thought it would melt in your mouth

wtf