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  • bigmancam 🏕️
    May 14, 2021
    First Take

    Crocs are easy. Gotta bait them into biting (easy) and it’s a wrap. They can’t open their mouths fast enough to continually attack. The muscles are built for closing with violence, but the opening has no muscle. You could hold ones mouth closed very easily. Kill it from there

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    Elephants got a limited turning circle

    Just keep going round it before it can see you and seize the opportunity to put a hit into its leg

    Keep doing that till the leg crumbles

  • Chief Julio 🇪🇸
    May 14, 2021
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    Jimminy

    I'm handing that chimp a loss

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    First Take

    Crocs are easy. Gotta bait them into biting (easy) and it’s a wrap. They can’t open their mouths fast enough to continually attack. The muscles are built for closing with violence, but the opening has no muscle. You could hold ones mouth closed very easily. Kill it from there

    Why would you be in that situation?

  • May 14, 2021
    fmvp yzy vert

    Elephants got a limited turning circle

    Just keep going round it before it can see you and seize the opportunity to put a hit into its leg

    Keep doing that till the leg crumbles

    Talk to these idiots

  • May 14, 2021
    bigmancam

    this u

    https://d1w6li7s85ibls.cloudfront.net/qvbr/mb9wyx_640x360p_qvbr.mp4
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    bigmancam

    this u

    https://d1w6li7s85ibls.cloudfront.net/qvbr/mb9wyx_640x360p_qvbr.mp4

    Again why would I just stand there lol

  • bigmancam 🏕️
    May 14, 2021
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    Chief Julio

    I'm handing that chimp a loss

    bro ur getting ur face torn off like everyone else whos ever come near a mad chimpanzee

  • OP
    May 14, 2021
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    fmvp yzy vert

    Elephants got a limited turning circle

    Just keep going round it before it can see you and seize the opportunity to put a hit into its leg

    Keep doing that till the leg crumbles

    this prob how mosquitoes talk about us til i slap tf outta em

  • bigmancam 🏕️
    May 14, 2021
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    Brodie Wav

    Again why would I just stand there lol

    they can run fast

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    The Man

    Why would you be in that situation?

    Idk if I was in the hunger games

  • bigmancam 🏕️
    May 14, 2021
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    if an elephant sneaks up on you you're FINISHED

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    Honestly what is a chimp gonna do when I get him in an arm bar

  • May 14, 2021
    bigmancam

    if an elephant sneaks up on you you're FINISHED

    U gotta be stupid to let an elephant sneak up on you

  • bigmancam 🏕️
    May 14, 2021

    joke

    first take

  • May 14, 2021

    Anything from chimp onward I can take

  • May 14, 2021
    First Take

    Idk if I was in the hunger games

  • May 14, 2021
    bigmancam

    if an elephant sneaks up on you you're FINISHED

    Lmao in this scenario are you blind and wearing ear plugs?

    Then yeah I’d lose to an elephant

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    bigmancam

    they can run fast

    infoplease.com/math-science/biology/plants-animals/speed-of-animals

    Human 27.89
    Elephant 25.00

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  • bigmancam 🏕️
    May 14, 2021
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    Brodie Wav

    https://www.infoplease.com/math-science/biology/plants-animals/speed-of-animals

    Human 27.89
    Elephant 25.00

    u cant run that fast

  • May 14, 2021
    bigmancam

    u cant run that fast

    Can an elephant

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    We got sweat as an advantage also. A smart human could theoretically just play a stamina game and win against a lot of these animals

  • May 14, 2021
    bigmancam

    if an elephant sneaks up on you you're FINISHED

  • May 14, 2021
    First Take

    We got sweat as an advantage also. A smart human could theoretically just play a stamina game and win against a lot of these animals

    These guys don’t got fight iq

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