our aircraft carriers are legacy tech china's hypersonic missiles could knock them out like target practice

@First_Take

Our top flight guys got the job because their uncle knew somebody

We have aliens bro. S*** is a wrap when we pull up with a Moon Laser 3000 and eviscerate them

and our best route to building a land presence sufficient to cut off the oil supply from iran is through the south caucuses which is increasingly becoming russia's exclusive sphere of influence

Can’t imagine America ever taking a L to a bunch of tiny asian people

the vietmanese beat us bc they made them tunnels 🙏

@fyasko

Talked up slavery but didn't mention the founding fathers having any

So you’re saying we gotta team up with Putin for this?

Fellas forget we signed aliens to a 1 year deal

plus china's investing bookoo bucks in their navy for when they take taiwan

i wanna see a war happen

They use to teach us the civil war wasn’t about slavery

Usa literally flies ufos in the sky for practice bro

Man if there were ever any aliens humanity is cooked

Cuz u'd be safe in bumfuck Indiana of course

Now this would be global news

Imma offer them percs lol

foreign powers literally surrounding our ships with constellations of drones just to f*** with us

China would just leave em be

Dan probably Chinese sleeper agent

If they do it’s just to cover something else up or make a point. Like proving that their ridiculous budget is worth it in a time where people are calling for it to be eliminated

You'll be popping percs and they'll be popping you my guy