Let’s hear em

Everyday

When the fajitas come out sizzling

Friend of a friend drank my milkshake and we argued then fought for about 37 minutes

Yeah right this has "to be used against me in the future" written all over it

I had a really lazy s***ty boss and one day he got mad at me for doing one task when he wanted me to be doing something else. I told him he should be a manager and tell me what he wants me to do i can’t read his mind

He says “you wanna leave right now?” So I walked out he was always crying about how he couldn’t find any new employees and how he hates doing interviews so I called his bluff

I went on a bad date and when I got back home I slashed her tires

bet you were riding that high for days

my gf’s ex made a crack one time and i broke my hand knocking out 5 of his teeth

Yeah it was the ups store. Honestly not just my boss and managers sucked but the customers treated me like dog s***. Was so bad for my mental health glad I left

i was having a bad day, and a guy was screaming at a cvs cashier, so i told him to shut the f*** up and when he pressed me i said “it’s gonna read murdered at the cvs on your tomb stone”

i’m working one of those jobs rn. if i was 20 or younger i would’ve fought them atp

I used to crash out a lot playing basketball

2025 definition of crashout or 2016 crashout

Used to tweak on people all the time working overnight shift at wawa