On a daily basis I consume enough d**** to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, X**** to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome. But of all the d**** under God's blue heaven, here is one that is my absolute favorite. See, enough of this s*** will make you invincible - able to conquer the world. And eviscerate your enemies.

This is your wife, Jordan, and I'm leaving you!!!!

I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is.

Close registration man what kind of gimmick is this

Nah

Ahh I remember when I was a lil edgelord degenerate tryna make my mark in the world

Good times

Adderall saved my life

I Want You To Deal With Your Problems By Becoming Rich!

turns me into the greatest Street Fighter player of all time

you not even 2k mr bro

ritalin really gave me a boost after my cognitive stroke for focus/extending time before cognitive fatigue hit