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• Thou shall honor ALL BETS, else your soul be in debt
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With that being said... Are you ready?

ACTIVE BETS:

Bread Tier

Fundamentals and Ye24

Warriors vs. Lakers highest regular season record

💸 Loser coughs up $100 AND wears profile for the offseason 💸

Pedro and Cam

Kings will finish 6th seed or higher

💸 Loser coughs up $100 💸

Gyro and RD

Winner of potential 76ers-Knicks playoff series

💸 Loser coughs up $100 💸

Night and NBW

Padres will make the world series

💸 Loser coughs up $100 💸
✅ NBW LOSES! BREAD STATUS: Unconfirmed

Brokie Tier

Val and Gyro

2024 Presidential Election

If Kamala Harris wins, Val wears a profile for 4 years. If Donald Trump wins, Gyro wears a profile for 4 years. Profile can be switched out 2 times per year (or every 6 months from the time of profile being put on).

Sling and KoGoYos

Knicks will win the NBA Finals

If Knicks do not win the championship, Slingshot wears a profile for 3 months. If Knicks win the Finals, Kogoyos wears a profile for 6 months. The profile takes effect only after the Finals end

Slimane and Dee

Cavs vs. Lakers 10/30

Loser wears profile for 1 week

RD and Val

Knicks vs. Pacers first matchup

Loser wears profile for 1 week
✅ VAL LOSES! Profile: FlashInThePan

Sling and rjprice1

Knicks vs. Cavs first matchup

Loser wears profile for 1 week
✅ SLINGSHOT LOSES! Profile: Big Purr

Sling and Keepthereceipt

Season opener Knicks vs. Celtics

Loser wears profile for 1 week
✅ SLINGSHOT LOSES! Profile: Mike Huck

Yasiin and Pedro

Trailblazers vs. Kings first matchup

Loser wears profile for 1 week

Vela and rjprice1

Raptors vs. Cavaliers (10/23)

Loser wears profile for 1 week
✅ VELA LOSES! Profile: george2392

Vela and Cam + Keeks

Raptors vs. Hawks (12/29)

Vela loses, he wears two 1-week profiles provided by Cam and Keeks. Hawks lose and they both wear a 1-week profile provided by Vela

Boston fam...

HAWKS fam...

KNICKS DECADE

Bucks in 6.

In

^ s***poster

F*** @WATA @Blade

Celtics, Knicks and sixers are all pretenders. Bucks thrive on being underdogs, scary hours

Put a basketball in the title please

In

don't bother quoting me. just know i was right.

Love media day @Dee

in

Playoff thread is going to @Junior

First page so it's public info

wtf is this man???…..

It’s still offseason bro

Smh
Ktt Nepotism lol

3 weeks lol. niggas gonna come in here confused as hell

Yup I’m like why the thread locked lol

1st page not for sale

Are you gonna cry?

Queer below

he got blade and ar15 clapped too #nooticing

Okay